December 2011
My Family Doesn't Appreciate My Brilliant Humour:...
Grandmother: Craig, please pick up your feet when you walk around the house. You're as bad as your grandfather.
Me: (picks up feet like marching)
Grandmother: As long as you don't shuffle through the house I can deal with that.
Me: (still marching) So this is what it's like to be North Korean! (waits for laughter and applause)
Grandmother: (cue cricket chirping)