shingeki-no-freeojin:

iamavithejester:

professorfangirl:

feministsupernatural:

stephgonzal:

sparklingganymede:

abaldwin360:

What would Jesus not do?

Things Jesus would do:
Flip tables
Turn water into fine wine to save your wedding party
Tell the weather outside to STOP
Curse trees for producing shitty fruit
Bring people back from the dead
Go fishing
Give you food
Whatever the hell he wants to on the Sabbath
Make furniture
Walk across the ocean because you need to stop

This…is the best

As Stalkingstalkerthatstalks said: Canon Jesus is better than fanon Jesus.

Canon Jesus is better than fanon Jesus.

CAN I GET THAT ON A TSHIRT

Fanon Jesus is a white guy who hugs lambs 
Canon Jesus is a sassy middle eastern guy who hung out with prostitudes and spread peace and acceptance of everyone

shingeki-no-freeojin:

iamavithejester:

professorfangirl:

feministsupernatural:

stephgonzal:

sparklingganymede:

abaldwin360:

What would Jesus not do?

Things Jesus would do:

  • Flip tables
  • Turn water into fine wine to save your wedding party
  • Tell the weather outside to STOP
  • Curse trees for producing shitty fruit
  • Bring people back from the dead
  • Go fishing
  • Give you food
  • Whatever the hell he wants to on the Sabbath
  • Make furniture
  • Walk across the ocean because you need to stop

This…is the best

As Stalkingstalkerthatstalks said: Canon Jesus is better than fanon Jesus.

Canon Jesus is better than fanon Jesus.

CAN I GET THAT ON A TSHIRT

Fanon Jesus is a white guy who hugs lambs 

Canon Jesus is a sassy middle eastern guy who hung out with prostitudes and spread peace and acceptance of everyone

kalikardashian:

thelilnan:

OH FOR FUCK’S SAKE

OKAY

AJAX SOAP

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THEIR SLOGAN IS “STRONGER THAN GREASE”

AND I WAS LIKE OKAY YEAH MAKES SENSE FOR A DISH SOAP- WAIT

AJAX WAS A GREEK SOLDIER RENOWNED FOR HIS STRENGTH

AJAX IS STRONGER THAN ALL OF GREECE

someone who worked at ajax has literally waited 66 years for you to get this

bombing:

attention passengers this is your pilot speaking, we’re going to be experiencing some heavy turbulence shortly so please strap in. this loser just bet that i couldn’t do a 360 barrel roll in this thing and let’s just say i’m about to be $20 richer real soon

slipknaughty:

how many followers do i need to get random asks god be nosy u little shits ask me about my personal life this is fucking boring getting nothing

psychedelicatessenn:

psychedelicatessenn:

amazing vintage 3 piece outfit
size large, but will fit medium to extra large.
made in india
flowy rayon w/ lotus flower embroidery
fringed skirt, toggled vest, and short sleeve top
price is $40 all together OR available for purchase separately
skirt - $25
vest - $12
top - $10
free gift with purchase of $15 dollars or more from my etsy and ask me about free shipping if you live in the US
if youd like to see this modeled please dont hesitate to ask!

the skirt is still available! and ive reduced the price to only $20 
click here
Zoom Info
psychedelicatessenn:

psychedelicatessenn:

amazing vintage 3 piece outfit
size large, but will fit medium to extra large.
made in india
flowy rayon w/ lotus flower embroidery
fringed skirt, toggled vest, and short sleeve top
price is $40 all together OR available for purchase separately
skirt - $25
vest - $12
top - $10
free gift with purchase of $15 dollars or more from my etsy and ask me about free shipping if you live in the US
if youd like to see this modeled please dont hesitate to ask!

the skirt is still available! and ive reduced the price to only $20 
click here
Zoom Info
psychedelicatessenn:

psychedelicatessenn:

amazing vintage 3 piece outfit
size large, but will fit medium to extra large.
made in india
flowy rayon w/ lotus flower embroidery
fringed skirt, toggled vest, and short sleeve top
price is $40 all together OR available for purchase separately
skirt - $25
vest - $12
top - $10
free gift with purchase of $15 dollars or more from my etsy and ask me about free shipping if you live in the US
if youd like to see this modeled please dont hesitate to ask!

the skirt is still available! and ive reduced the price to only $20 
click here
Zoom Info
psychedelicatessenn:

psychedelicatessenn:

amazing vintage 3 piece outfit
size large, but will fit medium to extra large.
made in india
flowy rayon w/ lotus flower embroidery
fringed skirt, toggled vest, and short sleeve top
price is $40 all together OR available for purchase separately
skirt - $25
vest - $12
top - $10
free gift with purchase of $15 dollars or more from my etsy and ask me about free shipping if you live in the US
if youd like to see this modeled please dont hesitate to ask!

the skirt is still available! and ive reduced the price to only $20 
click here
Zoom Info
psychedelicatessenn:

psychedelicatessenn:

amazing vintage 3 piece outfit
size large, but will fit medium to extra large.
made in india
flowy rayon w/ lotus flower embroidery
fringed skirt, toggled vest, and short sleeve top
price is $40 all together OR available for purchase separately
skirt - $25
vest - $12
top - $10
free gift with purchase of $15 dollars or more from my etsy and ask me about free shipping if you live in the US
if youd like to see this modeled please dont hesitate to ask!

the skirt is still available! and ive reduced the price to only $20 
click here
Zoom Info

psychedelicatessenn:

psychedelicatessenn:

amazing vintage 3 piece outfit

  • size large, but will fit medium to extra large.
  • made in india
  • flowy rayon w/ lotus flower embroidery
  • fringed skirt, toggled vest, and short sleeve top

price is $40 all together OR available for purchase separately

  • skirt - $25
  • vest - $12
  • top - $10

free gift with purchase of $15 dollars or more from my etsy and ask me about free shipping if you live in the US

if youd like to see this modeled please dont hesitate to ask!

the skirt is still available! and ive reduced the price to only $20 

click here